1. tupacvevo:


    someone give me a job


    i was thinking something in retail

    (via trust)


  2. spinachbabe:

    buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

    (Source: ppppbbt, via trust)

  3. gordman2:

    Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

    (via nudesforfood)

  4. snapturbating:



    me looking for drama on the dash

    i hate this so much im going to bed

    it looks like a muppet

    (via nudesforfood)


  5. 6ood:

    My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

    (via trust)


  6. are children small, or just far away?

    (Source: mydogsnokes, via trust)


  8. rlymax:

    hey pull my finger

    *finger detaches*

    see you in court asshole

    (via saravidaloca)

  9. okay-ibelieveyou:

    When people ask me to lead them in prayer

    (Source: savebuckybarnes, via wellidontknowwhybuti)


  10. cornchipz:



    when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it


    You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

    oh my god you can

    (via wellidontknowwhybuti)


  11. the-love-laws:

    Louis’ eyebrows when he gets jealous are what i am here for






    (via saravidaloca)

  12. tastefullyoffensive:

    This. Is. Spartaaaaa! [x]


  13. sodamnrelatable:

    i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life


    (via trust)

  14. chinad011:

    it took me years to understand this joke

    (Source: deppsydoodle, via zachsgay)

  15. shitshilarious:








    the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

    new york to haiti

    greenland is right out

    ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

    Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

    Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

    There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

    In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

    As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

    Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

    (via mrs-augustuswaters)