1. gentlemanbones:

    Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

    (via zachsgay)

     
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  3. whitepeoplestealingculture:

    rumour:

    also my friend sent me this yesterday

    OMFA

    (via trust)

     
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  5. fakegaysluttyantics:

    daemontool:

    straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

    (via nudesforfood)

     

  6. gayindustrialcomplex:

    fag3000:

    gayindustrialcomplex:

    Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

    did you eat your parents

    How about you mind your own business

    (via nudesforfood)

     

  7. whorville:

    Start a group chat then put your phone on vibrate and shove it up ur ass

    (via nudesforfood)

     

  8. Scratching a mosquito bite

     

  9. hotboysofficial:

    when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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    (via zachsgay)

     

  10. nico-diangelcakes:

    nico-diangelcakes:

    So i have this giant pencil right

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    I think we all know where this is going.

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    the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

    (Source: nicodiangelbabe, via nudesforfood)

     

  11. gothtot:

    When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

    (Source: weedkinz, via nudesforfood)

     
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  13. shingekinokyojinheaven:

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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    (via nudesforfood)

     
  14. tastefullyoffensive:

    And he claims he doesn’t have a favorite… [j0be]

     
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