1. ugly:

    itsmichaeldoan:

    Miley just broke the laws of physics.

    that was unexpected

    (Source: 4GIFs.com, via mrs-augustuswaters)

     

  2. -annoying:

    the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

    image

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  3. (Source: bogsaint, via saravidaloca)

     
  4.  

    1. emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
    2. emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
    3. emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
    4. emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
    5. emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
    6. emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
    7. emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
    8. emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
    9. emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
    10. emma watson: is perfect human
    11. crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
    12. crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
    13. crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes
     
  5. (Source: drakefromthe6ix, via zachsgay)

     
  6. quadguyin-china:

    salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

    liteskint:

    gigaguess:

    Oh.

    My.

    God.

    B Y E

    Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

    She is so satisfied with that joke.

    (Source: acidocasualidad, via nudesforfood)

     

  7. problemactic:

    wifipassworcl:

    problemactic:

    my nose keeps running

    well you better go catch it

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  9. forrome:

    "How’s school?"

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    (via itsmestan-stuff)

     
  10. (Source: benfrostisdead, via vikova)

     

  11. smaugwithablog:

    fluent-in-lesbianism:

    mistercoventry:

    “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

    Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

    #the real gay agenda

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    (via saravidaloca)

     

  12. When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question

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    (Source: itsjustinsbieber, via saravidaloca)

     

  13. automatically:

    walking a drunk friend like

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